This is the type of presence of mind we can all aspire to. How many chances do you have in your life to prove that you are cool-headed in a pinch? Somehow I'm a little jealous of her because (1) she's proven how tough and rational she is, and (2) she has a hell of a story to tell, and presumably the scar to prove it. Is something wrong with me?
No, there's nothing wrong with you. It was a pretty smart thing to do, but at the same time she should have just assumed it had rabies and got the shots anyway. Remember what happened to Spree this summer...
A mile with a not just any fox, but a freaking rabid fox, hanging off her arm. That's the sickest thing I've heard since that guy sawed off his arm which was stuck under a boulder. That's not just cool-headed, that's brass-testicles ballin' it.
Vivica A. Fox Michael J. Fox The Foxtrot (it's on old-timey dance, ask Ben or Kris) Fox Searchlight Films (typically independent) The theme for 20th Century Fox The Fox and the Hound (both the Disney movie and the bar/restaurant in Schaumberg, IL) Foxxy Brown (blaxploitation movie, and the rapper)
And of course any slammin hot chick we would refer to as a fox. In fact, let's start calling b's by names like broads, dames, skirts and foxes.
@Kris/Wayne Brady's #4: do you think you could have choked a bitch in this situation? It may have been difficult with only one hand. Plus, this broad calmly unlocked the fox (the animal) and wrapped it in a towel. She must be a member of the Very Green Berets or something.
@Elf: Fox and Hound pub is sick, I've been to two or three of them around the midwest. The one in Mason, Ohio has $2 beer night on Tuesdays, when all thirty-something beers on draft are $2. And your icon is awesome. [Ancient spirits of evil... transform this decayed form...]
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This is the type of presence of mind we can all aspire to. How many chances do you have in your life to prove that you are cool-headed in a pinch? Somehow I'm a little jealous of her because (1) she's proven how tough and rational she is, and (2) she has a hell of a story to tell, and presumably the scar to prove it. Is something wrong with me?
No, there's nothing wrong with you. It was a pretty smart thing to do, but at the same time she should have just assumed it had rabies and got the shots anyway. Remember what happened to Spree this summer...
A mile with a not just any fox, but a freaking rabid fox, hanging off her arm. That's the sickest thing I've heard since that guy sawed off his arm which was stuck under a boulder. That's not just cool-headed, that's brass-testicles ballin' it.
Foxes that I like:
Vivica A. Fox
Michael J. Fox
The Foxtrot (it's on old-timey dance, ask Ben or Kris)
Fox Searchlight Films (typically independent)
The theme for 20th Century Fox
The Fox and the Hound (both the Disney movie and the bar/restaurant in Schaumberg, IL)
Foxxy Brown (blaxploitation movie, and the rapper)
And of course any slammin hot chick we would refer to as a fox. In fact, let's start calling b's by names like broads, dames, skirts and foxes.
1. i usually just hope that i DON'T have many chances to prove how cool headed i am.
2.i never did get the story about spree.
3. the dude who cut his own arm off is the toughest ever. game over.
4.screw running to the car with a live fox, i would have just choked the bitch out right there. the fox that is.
5. i never stopped calling broads dames and skirts. and fillies.
I'll tell Spree's story tonight.
Dames.
@Kris/Wayne Brady's #4: do you think you could have choked a bitch in this situation? It may have been difficult with only one hand. Plus, this broad calmly unlocked the fox (the animal) and wrapped it in a towel. She must be a member of the Very Green Berets or something.
@Elf: Fox and Hound pub is sick, I've been to two or three of them around the midwest. The one in Mason, Ohio has $2 beer night on Tuesdays, when all thirty-something beers on draft are $2. And your icon is awesome. [Ancient spirits of evil... transform this decayed form...]
Wait - but what was her mile split w/the fox?
as for choking a fox (animal or dame) with one hand, i think my hos will confirm my abilities.
why does spell-check think that "ho" is a legit word? also "legit".
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