Friday, August 15, 2008

NASTIA is Nasty!


Dear Nastia,
Great job tonight on winning the gold medal! And especially after the shitty score they gave you on the vault. I know you're almost 19, so if you'd like to go out sometime, just let me know. Also, you are invited to my birthday party at the end of September, along with Katie Hoff and Michael Phelps. If you see them, can you pass along the message? You are hot, and I love you.
Ryan

4 comments:

Arjun Majumdar said...

That was awesome. I loved the announcers complaining about the scores. It added to the drama. Well worth staying up until 1am to see USA go 1,2!

RM said...

Well that one tool really bothers me, mostly cause he has man-boobs, but they were right. Unless they explain it better, how did Nastia score .8 worse than Shawn Johnson on the vault when she stuck the landing. That's all I'm concerned with. The start values are bullshit. And the Chinese girl definitely did way better on the beam than she should have.

Johnnie Cochran said...

Ahh.... Ryan and little girls, it is like beer and pretzels.

RM said...

These pretzels are making me thirsty! Just like little girls.

Ahem, from a legal perspective, she is almost 19.