Thursday, September 10, 2009

Usain vs. Sarah?


So there has been a lot of talk recently about Usain Bolt, and how he might run against Kenenisa Bekele in a 600m race. I would much rather see him go head to head with Sarah Cheetah, the fastest land mammal on Earth. She can do the 100m in 6.16 seconds. Badass.


cheese said...

didn't they have someone race a giraffe on man vs animal? man, fox is amazing

RM said...

Shawn Crawford did.

First he raced a giraffe and whooped the shit out of it.

Then he raced a zebra. First time the zebra false started so they recalled it. Second start and the zebra fucking obliterated him. He even knew where the finish line was and did a victory toe tap/leg kick.

It was raced on a horse/dog track at nighttime and it was cold. Not ideal for sprinters.

THE KRIS said...

i once saw man v. race horse v. race car.


car spins out on dirt. horse craps itself and forgets it's name from sound of un-muffled car. man wins.

i love america.