Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Baltimore the Life-Challenged City

An 18-year-old woman was shot in Robert E. Lee Park, Baltimore County police said today.After being shot, the woman walked to a convenience store at Falls Road and Lake Avenue, and police were called about 5 a.m. today, said Cpl. Michael Hill, a police spokesman. The park is north of the store on Falls Road.The victim, whose identity was not released, was taken to Sinai Hospital, where she was in critical condition, Hill said. Police do not have a suspect or motive in the shooting, he said, and they were trying to determine when the shooting took place.

10 comments:

THE KRIS said...

this is why i run in druid hill park. much safer...

oh, and technically, i think that's just outside the city. take that baltimore county.

RM said...

Oh whatever, Kris, me and Dr. J ran in REL today and it was totally fine. Although we did find some bullet casings, which I made the mistake of touching, so I had to take evidence from the crime scene since my fingerprints would have been all over it and when the CSIs came out with their FUCKs (forensic utility crime kits) they would have gotten me.

fbg said...

I have an alibi.

Do we know anyone who has a history of running at Robert E. Lee, and lives somewhere in, say, Mt. Washington?

Also, judging by the fact that the woman was shot before 5am, I'd say CSI Baltimore was already at the scene within 20 minutes with their Forensic Utility Crime Kit Infrared Night Goggles and Apparatus ("FUCKING A") and had the scene checked out before Elf F-ed up the evidence.

RM said...

Wait, you actually think Baltimore a) has a sophisticated CSI team b) they would even care about it since she wasn't killed and c) that they would get there in a timely fashion?

It was probably Kip. Kip or Terence. But probably Kip. I didn't see or talk to him yesterday, and he did have that one girl who posted on craigslist about him running in REL.

THE KRIS said...

...or terence. i might start "oversleeping" a lot if terence doesn't go to jail for this. before you start getting any ideas, i was busy cutting grass when all this happened.

Terence aka LT said...

It was an accident, I got scared!

Eric B said...

Why would anyone be in the park before 5am anyway? I bet it was the mt washington crack whores trying to get more money from people on falls road.

RM said...

Here is the rest of the story:

Suspect: Sirlilar Jewelle Stokes, 19, aka Juelz
Victim: Ashley Davis, 18

Aquaintances. About 5 am yesterday, Davis walked up to a Royal Farms store wearing only a shirt and no pants and with a gunshot wound to the head.

She was shot in a small parking lot at the park, and after being shot, she began walking out of the park. While leaving the park, Davis' pants "fell off", police said.

Davis is a dancer at the Two O'Clock Club. Stokes frequents the club.

So my guess is that some sexual act was taking place, Davis' pants were off, and she wanted money, Juelz didn't want to pay, and shot her in the head.

One weird thing is that they referred to the suspect as a "she" which would throw an even further interesting twist to the story.

Ashley Davis said...

Hi everyone. I would like to say that the way the article was published was so they could have a better chance at catching the suspect who shot me... the park is totally safe since i came out of a coma july 18th my birthday i visit every day. Just to pray and thank god for all the beautiful hearts that lived in the area. I would explain but its complicated

Ashley Davis said...

Im not a crack whore... lol...