Friday, June 19, 2009

Toga!


Friends, Romans, countrymen. It's that time again. I need an excuse every few months to clean my bathroom so I am throwing my 3rd annual toga party - once again on the summer solstice. Everyone is welcome. Things start around 9ish at my place.

Also, earlier this week our landlord had our entire backyard paved over. As much as I like green space, our backyard was a buggy, rat infested piece of crap. Now it's much nicer and this weekend will be a great way to break it in.

Please note a toga, no matter how half-assed, is required.


15 comments:

alyssa said...

1. Are those people our friends?

2. Does that girl in the middle have a penis on her head?

Alex said...

1. They are on page 1 of google image results for 'toga'
2. Never noticed it but yes I think so.
3. They probably all did by the end of the night
4. I think they are astride a giant inflatable penis.
5. The guy in the background didn't hook up with any of them.

Alex said...

1. They are on page 1 of google image results for 'toga'
2. Never noticed it but yes I think so.
3. They probably all did by the end of the night
4. I think they are astride a giant inflatable penis.
5. The guy in the background didn't hook up with any of them.

brennan said...

Will any of them or the giant inflatable penis be present?

Alex said...

Just like anytime we get together, there will be no single women we don't already know.

RM said...

1) There will be no women. Period. Just a bunch of dudes looking reeeeeeal gay with half their ass out of the toga. Then they'll give speeches that are absurd in kitchen stadium.

2) That's about it.

Alex said...
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Alex said...

And Ryan standing on the other side of the fence going "Hey guys. You still look real gay...can I come in now? I'll put on a sheet or whatever...guys...guys."

And then a few hours later:

Ryan:"No, I've never heard of a mushroom stamp wha-*WHACK*"

THAT'S about it.

RM said...

For the record I will not be showing up wearing a toga.

If that means I can't come in, then so be it.

And as usual I'll be in charge of bringing some vaginas. You're welcome.

ain't no party like a rmcgrath party cause a rmcgrath party don't STOP

Hollywood said...

Dude, so can I bring a girl, or is she just going to get whacked in the head with a giant penis?

Alex said...

If there's a giant penis at this party it ain't mine.

Hollywood said...

Next time we have a toga party I think people should actually wear togas. Otherwise, I end up feeling like, uhhh, a giant penis.

RM said...

Haha, you should have read the comments from everyone saying they were NOT wearing them!

fbg said...

Ryan, you are completely alternatively-sexually-oriented!

What kind of punk goes to a toga party without a toga?!?

Keep up the good work, J. Hollywood.

Hollywood said...

Thanks, Godsey. I know if you were there you'd be wearing the g-string toga popularized by the Austrian-Hungarian Franz Von Reach-around in the mid 19th century.