Suicide Watch

To start off with I feel like Red when he got jacked up by Devo. Secondly, I also have asked Allison to remove all belts, shoelaces, and razors from our home. But most of all I have felt like I let Team TWSS down. I was aready planning DNO 5 and Miami '10. I will forever have a hatred for anything Villanova or Scottie Reynolds. Lastly, I appreciate the number of e-mails I received moments after the finish of that game. They literally brought me back off the ledge. I am now going to drink a 5th of jack and suck down a bottle of pills.

Dirty out