Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Someone's birthday is right na na na

Dear friends,

Silver Spring, MD: Located in Montgomery County, Maryland. Known for it's bad traffic, true-to-their-home students, late night drag racing on University Boulevard, a two minute drive from the University of Maryland, and great girls who know how to combine great athletic abilities and good looks into one. (taken from Urb Dic)

Not only does Silver Spring have everything we like - i.e. drag racing and hot athletic girls - but it is home to our very own birthday girl Melissa Bosslet. While her actual day of birth is the fifth of November, we shall celebrate her exitus from her mother's womb via the vaginal canal on Friday, the SEVENTH of November. This celebration will include - but not be limited to - dinner, wine, offensive jokes, and fun.

For these festivities we are going to grace a somewhat classy establishment with our presence, so please RSVP below as soon as poss. seeing as a reservash will be made. Time will be circa 7:30.

xoxo,
Arjun & Brennan (Alyssa had nothing to do with this)

21 comments:

Jen said...

Yes, first to RSVP! I'll be there with a yummy wheat free cake that doesn't look like the poopy shit I attempted tonight.

RM said...

poopy shit? vaginal canal?

c'mon guys, don't you think this board is getting a little vulgar? I don't think I want to be a part of a group that is so racist and offensive and gay-hating and shit.

Alyssa, is that a real definition from urban dictionary for Silver Spring? Also, it is exodus, not exitus.

Are you really going someplace classy? I guess I'll go, although I really don't want to dress up.

Alyssa said...

ha...
a) we are not being vulgar. can anyone say poopy shit or vaginal canal and not laugh? ...we are just making people's lives brighter.

b) yes it really is from urb dic: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=silver+spring
However, in going back to get the link, definition #5 caught my attensh and i will now only refer to SS as Bling Bling Silver Spring.

Alex said...

I'll be there but not till 10.

fbg said...

A girl I knew used to call it "Silver Sprung", and I don't know why, but I like it.

Christine said...

Sorry, I will not be able to make it- racing in PA on saturday morning.

brennan said...

I'll be going down for the celebration! If anyone needs a ride let me know. I've gotta be back in Baltimore for a 10:00 football game at Patterson Park, so I'll be leaving early.

Mel said...

The menu for the evening is Indian food so bring your appetite. If anyone has any requests for special items to order, lemme know. yeah curry!

Mel said...

woah, Brennan- I think we were typing our posts at the exact same moment! Funny how it says 8:03 and 8:04 since it is really 11:03/11:04...

Mel said...

woah, Brennan- I think we were typing our posts at the exact same moment! Funny how it says 8:03 and 8:04 since it is really 11:03/11:04...

RM said...

Bren - you have a game at 10pm tonight??

The posts are three hours earlier because the site is based on the west coast.

Whoever is coming, let's coordinate driving efforts so that thirty cars aren't going down. We can discuss at Kris' tonight.

Jen said...

Special request is not too spicy. Yes, I am aware that I am the worst Indian ever, but let's be serious food should not cause you pain!

brennan said...

No, my football game is at 10AM on Saturday. We can discuss tonight.

RM said...

Don't be a girl. I am proof that you can go out very late the night before any competition and have marginally good results.

Just kidding. I hear that Jen, Kris, Ben, Kendra, you, Tank, Robbie, Paul and Alyssa are all going so perhaps we can smash into two cars for whomever would like to travel with me. I guess I will come back from Bethesda, where I will be for most of the day.

Sara said...

Sorry I can't be there, Melissa! Enjoy your Indian food extravaganza and have some spicy curry for me :)

brennan said...

By leaving early; I meant leaving early Saturday morning. So I'm not sure if that works into others plans as far as traveling to and from or not.
Plus, let's be honest...it is BSSC football. Granted I only have 1 healthy lung, I'm not extremely fat and smoke; so I'm better off than 75% of the participants.

RM said...

OH you meant as if you were staying over there on Friday night. Yeah I'm definitely coming home Friday night and sleeping in my own bed and then riding in the morning, so you are more than welcome to do that if you'd like.

Jen said...

Carly and Josh are coming too! This is their official RSVP as they are not bloggers like the rest of us cool cats.

Eileen said...

Sorry for the late response.I'd be happy to join you.

RM said...

Eileen, if you need a ride, holler at your boy tomorrow.

Our plan, for those that care, is to meet at Arjun's for a 6:30pm departure time to SS. I plan on driving down and coming back Friday night, so whomever needs to do that may drive with me. I'm guessing it will be Eileen, Alyssa and Brendo.

THE KRIS said...

if brennan has one good lung he should be ready to run a 2:30 mary... just saying.